an improbable assassin
they experiment with microwaves
sending subliminal text messages
and messing with my dreams via wifi
I wake up in a criminal sweat
wondering what in the world I had done
these past three nights
secret agent men keep knocking on my door
at all hours of the day
undercover cat pleading for me to open up
so she might escape the madness
of course I refuse to answer to anyone
feeding the kitty golden treats
and spending my days googling
searching for elusive guru
who can restore my identity
and cleanse me of my killer status
february two thousand eighteen
copyright j matthew waters
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This rocks my world. It’s my fave so far.
Thank you, Shawna. Glad you enjoyed!
I really enjoyed this, John! So creative!
Thank you very much, Loredana!
very dark, kind spooky…you definitely need spring to arrive and bring you flowers.
thank you….definitely looking forward to some unpredictable spring weather
killer post…knocks em dead 😉
Thanks so much, Bonnie!
get out the tinfoil hat ! love it.
Oh yes exactly – many thanks MK!
wowww….interesting I enjoyed it😁😁😁
thank you very much