effectively wild
I’m not interested
in your conspiracy theories
I’m mainly focused
on craft beer & baseball
although your fantasies
are intriguing
I’m spending the bulk
of my time
stealing signs &
putting runners in motion
although I admit your
methods are effectively wild
my free time is spent
at the nearest taproom
watching the board
& seriously considering
trading on paper
july two thousand twenty-one
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