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a failed Seinfeld segment

when we arrived at the party
Jerry put me in charge of the ice

I said yeah sure whatever

I strolled into the kitchen
to survey the situation
only to discover some two-bit actor
guarding the ice

hello I said to her
how’s the ice situation here

it’s cool she said it’s cool
but if you want some you can’t get any

why’s that I asked

I don’t know she replied
but it’s what Jerry wants





february two thousand twenty-four
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