a failed Seinfeld segment
when we arrived at the party
Jerry put me in charge of the ice
I said yeah sure whatever
I strolled into the kitchen
to survey the situation
only to discover some two-bit actor
guarding the ice
hello I said to her
how’s the ice situation here
it’s cool she said it’s cool
but if you want some you can’t get any
why’s that I asked
I don’t know she replied
but it’s what Jerry wants
february two thousand twenty-four
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